Situation 10 - Events That Take Place

Things that take place:Death of close family member, hospitalization of customer, out of job guy goes on interviews, hot dates, break-ups, marital fights, lawsuit, cancer and cancer scare, back surgery, chiropractic treatments, vacation, pregnancy, grandchild birth, Alzheimer’s, first plane trip, Heartland Flyer, dart tournament, pool tournament, food network / Emeril legase, Star trek / Ct. Kirk vs Ct. Pickard, “Shawn does Dallas”, Lennie and Squiggy of OKC, Lightning Strike nearby business, someone almost hit at crosswalk, someone step off curb wrong and break an ankle, big trucks are taking over the highways, the family cars have less chance to arrive safely at destination, Bill Clinton, blowjobs, graphically describe blowjob at workplace and commend Bill Clinton for getting his, travel overseas, break-in at home, kid sick w/ leukemia, openly have an affair, end affair, pregnancy scare, confess getting a social disease, married man have sleep apnea, travel every other week to visit kids, get arrested, confrontation between peter and chas instigated by peter,

Situation 9 - General References

Make general references to certain things…. Ladies night at graham’s, bull riding at club rodeo, hooters southside, DA Bob Macy – ruined the town ran off the prostitutes, Sonic headquarters, Bricktown Canal, Penn 44 bowling alley, Yukon / Garth brooks, OKC / Vince Gill, Putnam City playing Lawton Ike in football, Halliburton, OU / Texas football game, Dallas Cowboys, Phili Eagles, Green Bay packers, San Fran 49ers, USC, Yankees, Katrina, Union City, Most destructive tornado in OKC 98, Social security, welfare, immigration, Flora set the tone for legal immigration, one character just returned form vacation in Chicago, one characters grew up in Joliet, one character was planning a trip to Opryland but found out it doesn’t exist anymore, just another mall like we need another mall, OK good old boy politics, Remington Park, idiot drivers on I-35, like coca-cola truck drivers leaving doors open dropping things out of the truck, one customer in battle with Mathis Brothers over delivering wrong furniture, Braums, Twat incident of 05, walmart and the suckiness therein, Harry the sucky painter guy

Situation 8 - Food Hog At the Fair

Someone brings someone up in conversation and someone says they saw them in the fair last month at the Made in Oklahoma building trying to get all the free food samples.

Situation 7 - The Toy Box Discussion

Chas says a comment about someone wanting to know what is in Christie’s toy box. Chris replies my name is Chris and you don’t want to know what’s in my toy box bitch long discussion of perverse sexual toys follows

Situation 6 - Slutty Bar Women

Henry casually suggest to Kimberly if she wants to get a man that bad go the place in the Marriott (discussion of the name but never think of it). Someone says their friend got hit on 10 times before he got to his seat. It’s a real meat market. Road trip to there. I guess all you rich socialites are nothing but a bunch of horny sluts. Discussion ends when cassie says aint none of you good enough for the high class women there. Shut up and drink be thankful we let you in our door.

Situation 5 - Hottest Babe In OKC Contest

Remember when Dennis when to The Miss Hawaiian Tropic Night at CityWalk. He thought we should have a similar contest. What was it Hottest Babe in OKC contest? Yeah that was it. Laughter. Was it four or five of the ugliest women to show up for that. Dennis defends himself says hey it was no my fault the stupid Oklahoman ran the ad late and word didn’t get out in time. Someone else pops in with no the real problem is, dennis, the only women that read the Oklahoman that day were goat ropers rednecks and pig farmers. And that’s exactly who showed up. Someone else says yeah that’s the first wet tshirt contest where chas could win the contest. Chas replies hey I got nice titties don’t you be talking about my titties. You old horny white men would like to get a hold of my titties. Laughter.

Situation 4 - Karaoke Night Fiasco

They had a big Karaoke night to start having it weekly. One guy sang so bad he ran off all the new people. (use carry-okie joke in this scene). The decided not to have Karaoke in the bar anymore after that.